How will the world end? That information is unknown

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

women's rights

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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