- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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