The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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