Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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I am a women

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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