- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

So a seal walks into a club.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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