- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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