Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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George W. Bush

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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