Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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tim has no humor

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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