- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

I like school Said no one ever.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

binladin walks into the american seals

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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