- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

your mum

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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