What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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