- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What do you say to a rock? Meow

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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