The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Jersey Shore.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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