What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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