- Anti Joke

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A woman comes at the doctor.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

tea with milk?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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