a black man pays his child support

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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i hate black people

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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i like men but im not gay

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poopoo

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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