- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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