What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Llamaworm

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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