A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Poop

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Penis

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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