- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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