- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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