- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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