Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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