- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What black and has children A black man

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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