Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Anti Joke

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