Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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A person from Singapore eats

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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My mum is called Steve

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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