There once was this guy and he fell down

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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autsim

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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