- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.