Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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