What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

whats black and large -me

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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