Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

A house comes around the corner.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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