- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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