How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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