- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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