A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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