- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

being sober in a bar fight

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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