Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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