- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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