What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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