- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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