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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why girl die cancer

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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