Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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my mind's eye?

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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silver bullet?

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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