Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Poop.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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