- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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