- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

I have cancer. And you're next.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

You idiot.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Boxing on Boxing Day

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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