why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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watch me nae nae

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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