- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What's the difference between a lamp?

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How did th-A fridge.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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