A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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