- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

okay so theres this guy.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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