- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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