A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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This is not funny.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Chris is hairy

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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