- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Dyslexics are teople poo

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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