whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Okay.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Anti Joke

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