why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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