- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Justin Bieber.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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