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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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