How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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