- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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