Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A man died.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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