- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

You're a big fat monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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