What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Asian women drivers...

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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