- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

what to call someone thats gay zak

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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