- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

what do you call your mama at the gas station

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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