What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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