What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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