Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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