How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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