- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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