- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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