How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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