- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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