- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

nolan is gay

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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