- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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