- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why are white people white? I don't know

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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