Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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