- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

America

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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