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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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