- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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