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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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