It got hit by a rocket.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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