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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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