- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

123 f*ck off

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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