- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.