What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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call me maybe.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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