- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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