So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

There once was this guy and he fell down

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Female Orgasms

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops